Interviewee : ...so I brought some resumes.
Boss: Oh, great. Yeah.
Boy: Let me get one of those.
Interviewee : And you can see at the top my objectives for this interview and for my next career.
Interviewee: Uh, thank you for having me-
Boss: I hate paper.
Boy: So let's get started, um, why don't we begin by you just telling us a little more about yourself?
Interviewee: Sure, I'd love to. So I-
Boss: Are you married?
Interviewee: ...I, ah, grew up in the area- um, and I really enjoy reading, running, working out.
Boss: How much do you bench?
Boy: You know, ah, we believe in behavior based interviewing.
Interviewee: Okay, I'm familiar.
Boy: Good. So that's the format, we just wanna get a sense of some of your, some of your experience.
Boss: Choose one of these cards for me.
Boss: I want you to act out what's on that card.
Interviewee: ...you mean, like Charades?
Boy: More like behavior based interviewing.
Boss: Go. Birds? Mother Teresa! Uh... Poking dots uh... OHIO! Yes!
Camera Man: Marker.
Boss: Sorry. I hate paper. Well, let's get started, ah, why don't you start by just telling- What is going on over there? I can't- I can't do this!