1: Oh hey, I’m glad I caught ya. I need to let you know that I decided not to approve the raise you requested. Um, your performance evaluation was just – it wasn’t very good. So, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re really never going to move up from here at this organization. So, I’m glad I caught you, glad you took this so well. So, thank you.
Over PA: *beep* Can I have your attention, please? I have an important announcement to make. The vending machines in the break room are out of order, but I do have donuts for sale in my office for 75 cents each and long johns for one dollar. Thank you.